Saturday, February 18, 2006

And So Begins The Apocalypse

Incident at Loch Ness
2004, USA
Zak Penn
TV

Problem:

Everything Werner Herzog has to do with equals good.

Also:

Everything that Werner Herzog is in equals funny.

Incident at Loch Ness is a mockumentary starring Werner Herzog.

However, Incident at Loch Ness does not equal good or funny.

Does not compute. Does not compute. Imperfection. Imperfection. Must sterilize. Sterilize imperfection.


12 Comments:

Anonymous Rin said...

There must be some sort of mistake.

7:35 AM  
Blogger Ash Karreau said...

That's what I thought. And then my head exploded.

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Rin said...

I had a dream about you last night, Ash. You stole my computer. You cunt.

3:24 AM  
Blogger Ash Karreau said...

Did I look like D.H. Lawrence?

9:10 AM  
Anonymous Rin said...

No, Laurence Fishburne.

10:25 AM  
Blogger Ash Karreau said...

I always get him and I mixed up.

11:35 PM  
Anonymous Rin's brother Robert said...

Him and ME. Jesus, Al.

10:49 AM  
Blogger Ash Karreau said...

Jesus, Ash.

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Rin said...

Mac and Me.

11:52 AM  
Blogger Ash Karreau said...

Mac and I.

11:58 AM  
Anonymous the saddest man in the world said...

Ash, how many non human birds have you fancied in your life, for me the 2 that immediately come to mind would be that girl robot in the episode of lost in space called "the deadliest of the species" and kira the girl gelfling in "the dark crystal".

7:29 AM  
Anonymous ash karreau said...

even in the bizarre, surreal, and often downright objectionable world that i inhabit its still difficult for me to accept that somebody would leave a comment on this site as pathetic as the one that you just left, i cannot comprehend how someone as sad and feeble minded as you is even allowed to exist, let alone the fact that you have the nerve to write the laughable bullshit that you do, you know, instead of swearing at you and being rude, (as i usually am), i will instead be surprisingly pollite, so here goes, "WOULD YOU PLEASE KINDLY NOT LEAVE ANY MORE COMMENTS OF ANY DESCRIPTION ON THIS SITE, THANK-YOU).

3:13 PM  

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