Monday, April 24, 2006

Ut animus dolor , EGO recedo.

I'm done. Thanks for reading, and I'll see you all in whatever hell you go to for laughing at my Jew jokes.


Anonymous Drek said...

Awww, how the fuck am I supposed to know if I should go see Scary Movie 4 or not?! Can you atleast keep us posted somehow on future projects you may be involved in?

2:07 a.m.  
Blogger Fatman said...

What the HELL are you talking about? Are you serious? And I don't understand Latin dammit! Prepare for a barrage of emails...which I guess you won't read if you don't feel like it.

3:39 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, I loved this site. Its really all done now? Say it aint so!

3:54 a.m.  
Anonymous broadzilla said...

Fuck. All my Inappropriate Internet Crushes end up this way.

Now I'm really miserable.

Thanks, Ash - and the regulars, of course. Never a dull moment. Bye.

4:26 a.m.  
Blogger Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

But Ash...I came back.

You can't just up and split, it's already been done.

Dammit, all my inappropriate internet...wait, Zilla already said that.

I hope this is only a temp thing, but if not. Thanks for all the laughs man.
You rock.

What the fuck am I gonna read now?!
Al, seriously man, don't just drop off the face of the earth.
Email me every once in awhile let me know what you're up to.

Fuck, my day is ruined now.

8:38 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

come back, ash, come back!

10:08 a.m.  
Blogger Gaijin Girl said...

ash, i hope this is a cry for help, a holler, if you will, or even just a feeble bleat to get the readers who truly love you to finally leave a freakin' comment. if so, it is working. if not, please come back, my day won't be the same without your reviews.

um, i hope you're ok.

10:49 a.m.  
Anonymous Rin said...

Explanation demanded.

12:52 p.m.  
Anonymous Rin said...

This is about a girl, isn't it?

I know a good brothel, if you want to visit England.

1:12 p.m.  
Blogger Butter&EggMan said...

Shit. I have been reading this thing without comment for 6 months. He had better have a good excuse, like AIDS.

1:27 p.m.  
Anonymous Derek said...

I know you are a lttle down now but
is his really necessary?

By the way, you're fired.

Qui vir odiosus.

Latin, my ass!

2:13 p.m.  
Blogger Sean said...

that sucks. :(

3:09 p.m.  
Blogger Squish said...

Are you just trying to see if you can break your record for most comments. You're an inspiration! Your skill at similies and perverse tongue-in-mouth writing has been a bar to elevate my OWN review writing to.
Well great, now I have to find something else to do at work besides fuck the dog...

4:14 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF?! This was literally my favorite place on the internet. I have never enjoyed a blog so much or found a movie critic who's views I agreed with so much...seriously, it may be scary but it's true. Don't leave.

4:31 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


i bought a heart just so i can watch it break...
it cost my libido.

come back!

pretty please?

3:33 a.m.  
Anonymous (behind the) pine curtain said...

You gotta be freakin kiddin me!!!

Say it ain't so...

12:27 p.m.  
Blogger gretchkal said...

well, it fuckin' figures.

i'm sure you're busy writing your next movie and living life, but who else is going to tell me what movies suck ass and which are only mildly terrible?

seriously though, i've enjoyed your blog and i'm sure i'm going to hell for admitting that. thanks for the encouragement after i lost my job and for having a consistenly entertaining site. and like jerk, i'm going to ask that you keep in touch with me. at least visit my blog, 'k?

later ...

5:18 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a rare thing in this world to find something you really excel at and to have smart people acknowledge your talent. So congratulations on fucking that up!
Seriously though you should reconsider.

7:11 p.m.  
Anonymous Tony Danza said...


8:01 p.m.  
Blogger batturtle said...

Look, we're all sad that Alpha Flight got wiped out. But there's so much more to live for. Get over it.

11:22 p.m.  
Anonymous RTG said...

That stinks, but I'm sure you'll beat the charges.

5:28 p.m.  

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